Signs of the Impending Apocalypse

I had the idea of starting a new blog titled “Signs of the Impending Apocalypse”. It would feature stories of the worst in human behavior as well as showcasing celebrities, new products, or entertainment that I see as examples of incredible stupidity. Then I realized there is already something very similar. It’s called “The News.”

Anyway, here’s my list for today:

• 20 Different Flavors of Coke
• Comic Sans penetration nearing critical mass
• Candy dispensers in the form of pooping animals
• Bikini Baristas
• Indiana Jones 4 (not because it’s stupid, but because I never thought I'd live to see it come to fruition) Yikes, it was stupid.